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"Can't you just use the paper towels under the sink?"

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

He already has. That's how good they are.

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Last Thursday, we showed you Chimpanzee Tries To Get Guy To Help Him Escape Zoo and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

How many times do we have to tell you, Will Smith? No amount of money is going to change that.

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Text, do not call. You'll wake up all my babies.

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Please help Alabama get back on its feet so we can continue to make fun of it.  The recent tornadoes that devastated the area are no laughing matter.

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Somebody get Julz' boyfriend a totem. Stat!

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Life Advice is a brand new Twitter account that has been launched to help guide people through some of those questionable moments in their lives.

Though only in its infancy, the account has already helped me better comprehend the gravity of my actions and has pointed me in a new direction.

Check it out.

Did you escape from being stuck behind a couch?

Yes?  Well, that's a good start.

Did your parents stopping asking you an endless barrage of annoying questions?

Yes?  Ok.  Two for two.  Sounds like a decent holiday so far.

Did you lose your favorite police car?

Maybe?  You're not sure; you still haven't gotten it back yet?

Fair enough.  We'll skip that one.

Did your parents put an embarrassing video of you up on the Internet that you will never be able to live down as long as you live, even though it is quite possible you may live for another hundred years?

Yes?  Your holiday sucked.  Sorry, kid.