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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

Guys? Kai The Hitchhiker Might Be A Murderer.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 17, 2013 at 10:00AM

Yes, it's true. "Kai The Hatchet-Wiedling Hitchhiker" is officially wanted for murder. His bail is set at $3 million dollars, he has cut his hair in attempt to conceal himself on the run, and the victim died of blunt force trama.

The SHOCKING part of this story, is that Kai is 34-years-old. Am I the only idiot who thought he was like, 22?

[via New York Magazine]

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This Week's Raw Clips

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 13, 2013 at 1:20AM

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

Caption Challenge: Supermen

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 18, 2012 at 4:00PM

High shelves are his Kryptonite.

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Man Protesting Being Cut Off From All-You-Can-Eat Fish Fry Is Just The Best

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 16, 2012 at 5:00PM

Bill Wisth has a problem. It's not his running tab at a seafood restaurant nor is it the fact that he weighs 350 pounds. Bill's issue is that a place claiming to be "all-you-can-eat" would have the nerve to cut him off after just 20 pieces of fish.

To demonstrate his displeasure, Bill has vowed to picket outside Chuck's each Sunday "until the restaurant rethinks what happened."

Not a bad place to be every weekend considering, "Well, they do have like some of the best pizza in town, if you like deep dish."

[via BWE]

BREAKING: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 18, 2012 at 5:00PM

Mark Wahlberg did an interview recently with Men?s Fitness and fuck, you guys, this dude is a hero.

On being scheduled to be on one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11:

?If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn?t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ?OK, we?re going to land somewhere safely, don?t worry.??

"And then me saying 'Who wants a Wahlburger?!?'" Oh no, wait. That's not part of the quote. I actually believe Mark though. Because did you see his hair in The Lovely Bones? Only a fucking badass can pull off that cut.

Never forget Funky Bunch.

[via Videogum]

The Saddest Picture Ever Taken

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 25, 2011 at 11:00AM

You could replace Beibs with a bum from the streets and their expressions would not change.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Comeback Of The Day

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 13, 2010 at 6:00PM

"Dude, you have no Quran." – Coolest Guy Ever

[via HuffPo]

BREAKING NEWS: I Saved That Monkey That Saved That Puppy

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 5, 2010 at 5:00PM

Last week there was a large explosion in Nanjing, China and this photo of a frightened monkey saving a puppy from the flames made its way around the web.

I was a bit offended by the hype the monkey got. Because moments after this shot was taken, an even larger explosion occurred and I ran in to save the monkey that was saving the puppy.

Now I'm not big on trying to look like a hero but I did do all of this in a strapless dress. So I think I deserve some recognition for that.

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