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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• 30 high school kids suspended because of twerk video. But the internet made them do it!
• You can't name your baby Anal anymore. Yeah I know. It sucks.
• Some chick took boobie pics during the A's game, marking the first interesting thing to happen at a baseball game.
• Here's Vanilla Ice as Captain Hook… HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THIS.
• Amanda Bynes is playing Strip Twitter with herself lately. Cool fishnets.
• The worst children's toys ever made, besides My First Rifle (too soon?)
• Nipples! Because I've given you enough butts lately.
• Sex toy races are all the rage in Vegas. I hope they treat them humanely.
• Someone's looking for a nudist roommate. If you wanna jack off together that's cool too.
• And for you crazy cats out there, here's 80's Don Draper's Twitter account. Yes.

[photo via Barstool]

Voted "Most Likely To Assemble A Dick Out Of Various-Sized Stones."

[via ChickenCrap]

Porn sure has changed since I was a kid.

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Now they're just celebrating.

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What's crazy is this isn't photoshopped.

[via Break]

I didn't know jerking off had a valedictorian.

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U.S. students may rank 25th at math, but they're clearly Number 1 at shitty Gangnam Style covers.

[via CollegeHumor]

If a guy who looked like Cindy Brady could grow up to be such a stud then just imagine what life has in store for you!

[via BWE]

Congratulations to Wavez Club, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Vee Jones," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

Your buddy's going to show you a whole new world. Just follow him into the back of the TV Production classroom.

[via The Daily What]