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This Probably Doesn't End Well

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 26, 2014 at 10:00PM

You know that fearful feeling you have when you see a mama duck and her babies crossing the street? Well I have the opposite of that feeling here.

[via Acid Cow]

He's Got Closing Speed

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 25, 2014 at 1:00PM

That's why Mel Kiper Jr. has Sergeant Riley at fifth on the big board. Tremendous upside.

[via Daily Garlic]

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high speed

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Well Now You Tell Me

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 16, 2013 at 10:00PM

- Signed everyone trying to do drugs peacefully under this bridge.

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advice

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creepy

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Sex

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virginity

Chicago Drivers Are Impressive

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 23, 2013 at 10:00PM

Mom only let him have the van for an hour so he's making the best of it.

[via Hyper Vocal]

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car

chicago

driving

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road sex

Sex

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Well, This Is Awkward

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 1, 2013 at 1:00PM

Susan's last will and testament: "I want to fuck up everyone's commute."

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