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Susan's last will and testament: "I want to fuck up everyone's commute."

[via Break]

"What? Yeah I'll check his pulse in a sec lemme just get this picture LOL."

[via UberHumor]

Umm, they totally left out "dark empty field."

[via Break]

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Slow Mo Kick to Face (above)
• Cake Mixer in Hair
• Naked Skier
• 20 Seconds on the Clock raw clip:Asians Staying Warm
• Leg Cast Lady
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Quack Like a Duck
• Police Motorcycle Fail
• CeWEBrity Profile raw clip: X12
• Excited About Highway
• Unicycle Fail

In hindsight, maybe we should have just ordered one of those RIP decals.

[via Cherry Plucker]

Must be Free Girlfriend Day at Mt. Sinai Hospital.

[via Izismile]

Last Thursday, we showed you "Driving Around In A Chinese Lay-Z-Boy" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Driving Around In A Chinese Lay-Z-Boy."  Chair humor.  You know you love it.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Jeremy Hanson with his title "The most interesting thing to happen in baseball since… ever."  It's funny because people say baseball is boring.  I personally love baseball.  But I still get the joke.  I get jokes.  Congratulations, Jeremy!

Joke's on the cops.  That's not a dead body.  It's full of drugs.

[via Reddit]

The Empire Hikes Back

We received nearly two thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Aaron Bernardez.

To see other top captions, check out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.