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Shoulda gone with your "Arrest Me If You Have A Tiny Weener" t-shirt.

[via Happy Place]

Dost thou fancy a game of World of Warcraft?

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I didn't know Randy Moss's wife was pregnant!

[via AFP]

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

What's it like to have the entire world know the size of your flaccid penis?  Daniel tries to find out in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

Next Tuesday on an ALL-NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel goes on a magical adventure with the Naked Wizard.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesday at 10!

The most recent issue of Time Magazine quotes the "Dude, you have no Koran" guy who first made waves by going viral on the Internet.

Apparently, any shirtless hippie can quote his way into Time Magazine now.

Look, he stole a Koran, which I guess is honorable?  I'm not sure how the Koran feels about stealing.  I'm guessing a holy scripture would support theft if the theft is to keep itself from burning.

But seriously, if you're going to create news by stealing Korans, at least have the decency to do it with a shirt on.  Going shirtless is fine for the Internet, but your picture might make its way into a respectable publication.

This is the face Luke makes when he is forced to eat asparagus, when he gets blood drawn at the doctor, when he wakes up from a nightmare, when he realizes Santa doesn't exist, when he has to go back to school after summer, when he tastes cough syrup for the first time, when his best friend moves away, and when his eyes align with a Hippie's penis that's close enough to touch.

[via I Am Bored]

Thanks to Reddit and the Internet, I spent the better half of yesterday afternoon discovering Tom Noddy, a self-proclaimed Bubble Magician.

His act hasn't changed much over the years, as you can tell by watching the two videos above.  After a few decades, you'd think he'd come up with a couple new tricks.  Apparently, there hasn't been much development in the bubble industry during that time.

Still, if you've never seen Tom Noddy, it's amazing stuff.

Oh, and if you're wondering what he's smoking on stage, I'm here to tell you… it's not marijuana.  It's just a normal cigarette.

Someone did see him popping fists full of mushrooms out back of the theater though.