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Is it me or does this feel like some sort of Game Of Thrones spoiler?

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Okay class, today we'll be learning about the time Martin Luther King Jr. defeated EL CHUPACABRA.

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Dost thou fancy a game of World of Warcraft?

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The deterioration of a man is always a crowd pleaser. Next year he's going as Busey.

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There is a sand castle that's about to get OWNED.

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The Battle of Piña Colada

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I've seen the exact same review for my local Applebee's.

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"…and then he, uh, took those bells and sank the Japanese ship in, um, Pearl Bay. And then he jumped inside a big wooden horse and hid there until, uh, nightfall when he rang the bell to set all the, um, slaves free."

Class dismissed.

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It's better than Zeus Condoms. He fathered 14 immortals.

That's an eternity of child support.

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Yes, Andy.  I wholeheartedly agree.

In fact, many speeches throughout history wrapped up early for Tosh.0.

Though historians disagree over the exact words spoken by Abraham Lincoln during the Gettysburg Address, I'm pretty sure the ending went something like this:

"That government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not…  Pardon.  I can see now that some of your countrymen are handing out the latest hectograph of Tosh dot Oh-eth.  Let us postpone the end of this address for yet an additional score while we all enliven our spirits with great humor."

And then Lincoln was shot in the head or something.