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ATTENTION: You'll only get hit by a bus if you're in the middle of saying something really impor-

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Then don't make it horrible.

She's happy it's Friday too.

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The guy in the white tee? Yeah. That's your boss.

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Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel scrapes this skateboarder off the pavement.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!

Last Thursday, we showed you "SHG's Ryne Elvers Hit's Bird With Pitch" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "SHG's Ryne Elvers Hit's Bird With Pitch."  One too many apostrophes in there I think.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Ruben Cervantes-Garibay with his title "This is why its a woman's job to cook."  It's funny because the guy in the video sucks at making pasta but a woman would be able to do it because it's a stereotype that women can cook.  Congratulations, Ruben!

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Last Thursday, we showed you "Oiseau qui se tape à la fenêtre" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Oiseau qui se tape à la fenêtre."  Which is French for "Fucking birds, amirite."  We can do better than the French.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Ness Bentley with her title "Things get weird when you Skype with Chester the Cheetah."  It's not easy coming up with a title that cheesy, but not only did Ness pull it off — she won.  Congratulations, Ness!

Two weeks ago, I agreed to show a Fan Favorite of Daniel getting hit in the nuts with a bowling ball because I had yet to receive my Christmas bonus.

Well, you'll be happy to know I have since gotten that bonus — and it was generous!

But come on… Who doesn't like seeing their boss get punched in the face?  Especially when your boss is a hilarious comedian!

So here's my Christmas bonus to the fans: More of Daniel Tosh getting hurt!

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!