hitchhiker

Yes, it's true. "Kai The Hatchet-Wiedling Hitchhiker" is officially wanted for murder. His bail is set at $3 million dollars, he has cut his hair in attempt to conceal himself on the run, and the victim died of blunt force trama.

The SHOCKING part of this story, is that Kai is 34-years-old. Am I the only idiot who thought he was like, 22?

[via New York Magazine]

HEY SIGN, WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK WHEN YOU KNOW WHETHER THEY ARE ESCAPING INMATES OR NOT.

[via Burbia]

The Empire Hikes Back

We received nearly two thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Aaron Bernardez.

To see other top captions, check out the comments from Monday's post.

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"You're telling me not one of these cars is going to the Death Star?"

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It's a Toyota Prius. Faulty brakes.

[via CH]