hitler

"…But really I just hate Jews."

[via UberHumor]

I don't know, I just thought being a Hitler clone would be a little more exciting.

[via Acid Cow]

The other stores are doing a great job of pretending to not be Jewish.

[Via Izismile]

"Ignore Hitler" is a Tumblr featuring screengrabs from a guy who draws Hitler into his Draw Something drawings, then requests that his partner simply "ignore Hitler" when guessing the answer.

Yeah, ignoring Hitler is a bad idea.  Just ask Poland, all of Europe, the Jews, etc.

Don't stay calm.  Don't carry on.  That's fucking Hitler eating a meatball and we all know it and we need to stop him before he's ruins Draw Something for everyone and we have to go back to playing Words With Friends like it's fucking 2011.

According to Copyranter, this is a real commercial for men's shampoo currently airing in Turkey.

Since I don't speak Turkish, I'm not quite sure what the selling point is.  I mean, I would trust Hitler with my ethnic cleansing, but my hair cleansing…  I don't know….

I bet it could do a number on your Jew fro, though.

My work here is done.

[via BIOTV]

Mein Kampf?  More like Mein Carp, amirite??!?

#PhoneItInPhridays

[via Blame It on the Voices]

It will invade your child's heart.

[via Reddit]

That empty lot next door used to be a row of Jewish houses.

Ha.  I kid.  Houses can't commit genocide.  But one can only assume scientists somewhere are working on it.

[via The Daily What, image via Plixi]

Damn Commies! Living in their own world.

Come on. Has no one in China seen "Inglorious Basterds"?

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Labor Day is over meaning many of you are going back to school.

Time to hit the books!  Just like Anti-Semite Dog.

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