It's Probably Time For More Gary Busey
Usher could certainly record Horny Hobbit. That is, if Christina Aguilera hasn't beat him to the punch. Heyo!
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Usher could certainly record Horny Hobbit. That is, if Christina Aguilera hasn't beat him to the punch. Heyo!
[via Videogum]
Buseys are special. They can see and hear things that normal people can't. They sit on hills, smoke cigars and talk about Lord Of The Rings characters for no apparent reason. They tend to travel alone. I don't know how a male or female Busey apparatus works but it must be working in some way because there's also Jake Busey. Doggone Buseys, they're so cute. Can't tell the boys from the girls which must make it exciting for them. Buseys wear NFL hats and they always get stuff done quickly efficiently and to the T. They can finish a pint of Jager in under 6 seconds and also their skin is the color of ham.
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