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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

I Want A Kid, But Do I Really Have To Hold It?

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 9, 2013 at 11:00AM

baby-hooks

I have to say, this baby really ties the room together.

[via My Confined Space]

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This Dessert Tray Sucks (Nipples)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 4, 2013 at 12:00PM

And it smells like baby poo.

[via Acid Cow]

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I Want to Hold Your Hand

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 12, 2012 at 3:00PM

Next up, the "touching people's balls" prank.  Then the "cuddling your cellmate" prank.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Ceiling Life

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 13, 2012 at 12:00PM

Worst Glory Hole EVAR!

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by WhyImPissedOff.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Ceiling Life

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 9, 2012 at 4:00PM

Still easier than flipping the house upside-down.

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Son, You Wait Here While I Take This Picture

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 19, 2011 at 1:00PM

Still less demeaning than a leash.

[via Reddit]

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