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So THAT'S how Asians are born.

[via Break]

"My bad, Ms. Frizzle. Gurl, that's a booty valve!"

[via Unique Daily]

"In my day you didn't get divorced. You dropped your wife off at the hole and that was it."

[via Acid Cow]

I agree, doorknobs are SO much work.

[via Acid Cow]

And yet when I walk around like this, I get arrested.

[via Izismile]

When this machine comes to America, I'm going to get dumped immediately.

[via Barstool]

Luckily no one at that Florida Walmart can read.

[via IMNS]

"I have two brand new iPads I am willing to risk damaging for a Halloween costume.  I am the 1%."

[via BuzzFeed]

I found this photo on Tuesday and have had it open on my desktop ever since.

At first I was just debating whether it was worth posting or not.  But the longer I looked, the more intrigued I became…

Who is that bald, goateed badass sitting at that table?  What sort of convention has an "Advanced Hole Cleaning" booth?  And what the fuck is "Advanced Hole Cleaning" anyway??

But now I realize I must be overthinking it…

It has to do with dudes' asses.

Definitely.

[via Izismile]

Good call, Jessica.  The holiday season is a season of giving…  and giving back.

Fire in the hole!  It's the spirit of Christmas…

Thanks, Jessica.

Additionally, many of you tried to help me figure out what clip Ryan was trying to suggest last week — the one featuring "people going insane."  I have taken all of your comments into account and asked a number of people here at the blog and together we have determined that we still have no idea what you're talking about.  Are you sure it isn't a clip from The Soup?

At this point, if someone can find a link to the original video on the web, post it in the comments and I'll try to find the Tosh.0 version from there.  Otherwise, we're not The Soup!