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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Oy Vey

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 29, 2013 at 12:00PM

Dude, when I said I wanted a steamy little box with a little fur on top, this isn't what I meant. This bachelor party sucks.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Paul Epler.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Oy Vey

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 25, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Not to be a schmuck, but you said I'd have it in thirty minutes or less."

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So How Was Your New Year's?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 2, 2013 at 10:00AM

"I'm not drunk. I just suddenly realized how I looked in a sweater vest."

[via The Chive]

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Somebody's Been A Naughty Elf

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 14, 2012 at 2:00PM

The two most important questions about Christmas lights: 1) Are they LEDs? 2) Can they be made into the shape of ejaculating semen?

[via Izismile]

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Merry Christmas, Dudes

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 13, 2012 at 12:00PM

Tone deaf and gorgeous- just how I like 'em.

[via Buzzfeed]

Merry Nightmares

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 5, 2012 at 10:00AM

Granted, 12 seniors had heart attacks during filming, but it was SO worth it! LOL!

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Really Puts It All In Perspective, Kid

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 21, 2012 at 5:00PM

You're right, I need to be thankful for the little things.

[via The Clearly Dope]

I Hope You Have The Day Off Today

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 3, 2012 at 10:00AM

Unless you're the pizza delivery guy, in which case get to my house immediately.

Happy Labor Day! We'll be back in full swing tomorrow.

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I'm Sure Your Christmas Card Won't Offend Anyone

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 13, 2011 at 5:00PM

Nothing could be as bad as last year's reenactment of the crucifixion.

[via reddit]

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This House Still Really Likes Halloween

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 25, 2011 at 2:00PM

"Even better than the last one." -Alien in space

[via The HD]

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