holiday season

This is what Santa gives you if you've murdered somebody.

[via I Am Bored]

Why is Khloe Kardashian wearing a Christmas hat in a pool next to an Asian?

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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Santa's method of travel isn't as glamorous in the Pacific Islands.

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The poor economy has even affected Santa Claus.
He's had to start outsourcing to the South Pole.

See.  A little creativity can go a long way.

As a kid, my parents used to drive us around to look at all the Christmas light decorations.  We never saw anything like this, which is unfortunate, because those drives were the most boring part of the holiday season.

Something like the display above would have really spiced things up.  Plus, I could have kept that house in mind for years later when I needed a neighbor to buy us beer.

Thankfully, now the Internet can replace all that quality family time spent in the car.  And if Christmas light images start going viral, that'd be great for all those overzealous homeowners with excessive light displays intended to show up their neighbors who could really care less.

Let's move that competition out of the cul-de-sac and take it worldwide!  Why be the arrogant dick of the subdivision when you can be the biggest dick on the web!  …in a Christmas light sense, not a pornographic sense.

[via Reddit]

Remember the Pet Rock?  Or were you born after World War II?

Either way, here's a quick refresher: It was a rock in a box that was a big fad in the 1970s, like the leisure suit or the Vietnam War.

Well, the Pet Rock is back and it's a perfect addition to your holiday shopping list.

This new Pet Rock, released by ThinkGeek earlier this year, now plugs into any USB port!  That's what I call "tech savvy"!

Once plugged in, the Pet Rock does absolutely nothing.  It just sits on your desk, killing time, getting nothing accomplished, using absolutely no energy whatsoever …making it only slightly less productive than you are on an average work day.

(In case you didn't notice, I just "zinged" you.)

Additionally, the Pet Rock comes in a box, perfect for holding the tears of disappointment guaranteed to be produced by its recipient.  Neat-o!

[via The Presurfer]