holidays

We at the Tosh Blog would like to wish you and yours a very happy holiday season.

Tomorrow, as you argue with your family beside the fireplace, try and remember not to throttle Grandpa too hard. Just because someone's racist doesn't mean they're not fragile.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Yours,
Matt & Sam

Really? Couldn't you have just hung it from the rear view mirror?

[via The Chive]

If you're a good little boy, you'll get chum AND an Xbox.

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[photo: Greg Wood/Staff/Getty Images]

Do I like the holidays? Does an elf shit on my table?

[via Picture is Unrelated]

I couldn't find any gingerbread, but I WAS able to slaughter 17 animals.

[via Happy Place]

Wondering what to get for yourself once you've returned all your shitty Christmas presents?

WONDER NO MORE. Both Deep V's AND Cardigans + Casual Jackets will be available for purchase on 12/21 (if the world is still here), or you can pre-order them today!

Check out Daniel in Deep V's on DVD and Blu-ray.

And get some Cardigans + Casual Jackets, exclusively at Walmart.

Happy Holidays, and more importantly: you're welcome.

The bump on your head can be explained. The smell of Astroglide and a $1,500 ATM withdrawal? That's between you and Jesus.

[via Failblog]

I'll say it: The War On Christmas is getting out of hand.

[via Acid Cow]

I hear Walgreen's gives its ass fragrance away for free.

[via Pyratematt]

The main complaint about the Gangnam cover we posted two days ago? Not enough Jews.

[via DoucheChillz]