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"Mold? No, I don't smell any mold." -Your sketchy real estate agent.

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"Good bout."

"What?"

"GOOD BOUT, Ernie. I said GOOD BOUT."

"Could bow?"

"Just shake my hand."

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Have you ever thought about going pro with… whatever it is you're doing?

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Which of those shows taught you how to look like a 35-year-old Walgreen's manager?

"It's not close to good schools but let's be honest, that's probably not going to make a difference." -Your landlord, who is also your cousin.

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It actually is haunted. But the ghosts are really fun and self-aware.

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Brink's Home Security has nothing on Jean Thomas Surveillance, LLC.

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Ever have one of those days when you just want to go home?

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"Hello, yes, I'm interested in buying your house, just one question though…  Is everything in the photos included?

"Oh!  I was talking about the towels.  I love those towels.  But…  You know…  Since you brought it up…"

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Whoa!  Don't overlook all that FREE HAY you just acquired.  You could go buy yourself a mutha-fuckin' horse!

GET A HORSE, MAN!  That's what happens to you now!

You could also consider trying to keep the backhoe.

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