homeless

I'd say hello back, but I haven't read your sign OR made eye contact.

[via I am Bored]

To Do List:
1) Get Taco.
2) Notify Government.

[via The Chive]

A South Carolina woman found an ex-boyfriend she dated 12 years ago living in her attic, according to the Huffington Post.

Remember, ladies: don't send your exes mixed signals by living in a house with a spacious attic.

[Via Huffington Post]

Congratulations to Talkie Pictures, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

Don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Girl Scout Cookies Vlog (above)
• Flinstone Gym
• House on Fire
• Mad DJ
• Horse Bite
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Escalator Wheelchair Fail
• Low Cliff Jump
• It's a Shark!
• 100m Dash Gone Wrong
• Homeless

Why aren't you more proud to be the only person Tim Tebow's ever screwed?

[via reddit]

How many times do we have to tell you, Will Smith? No amount of money is going to change that.

[via izismile]

A year ago Ted Williams was living on the street. Now he's hanging out in his walk-in closet.

A year ago you were bored at your desk wasting time on the Tosh.0 blog. Now you're, well…at least you upgraded to the iPhone.

[via Dlisted]

Oh, you think that's gross? Then get out of his bedroom!

[via Barstool]

Why pay for a babysitter when you can simply leave your baby on the street and make money?

[via Tastefully Offensive]