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It's a hundred times better than any package Dad's gonna give her.

[via Izismile]

"Thank you for inviting me to your house party. Could somebody move me closer to the keg?"

[via Acid Cow]

Of all people, my mom sent me this pic.

Mom.  I told you.  I'm not going to advertise your apple butter business on the blog, okay.

I hope he finds a woman dressed as eggs and they live happily ever after.

[via reddit]

GUY #1: So I really appreciate The Discovery Channel taking the time to meet with us.  Our show idea is called "Wow, That's Incredible."  Basically, we just walk around filming stuff with an iPhone and we watch it and mention how incredible it is and say "Wow" and stuff.

GUY #2: Sometimes I say "Holy cow."

GUY #1: Oh, yeah.  He actually says "Holy cow" a lot.

GUY #2: Yeah, a decent amount.

THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL: Do you guys even know anything about nature?

GUY #2: I know about spinnerets and whatever.

GUY #1: Yeah, and I can tell you when things are wide and when they are not wide.

THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL: How did you guys get in here?

GUY #1: We just walked in.  There was no one at the front gate.

THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL: Wow, that's incredible.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Son: "Dad, why does Timmy always get to ride shotgun?!"

Dad: "Because he's a fucking snowman."

[via Reddit]

Your hero called.  He wanted you to have this self-portrait of himself.

[via I Am Bored]

Sometimes, everyone can see what is about to go wrong except for you.

Like how after you got divorced, I told you that we got the betting pool on how long your marriage would last during the reception.

This video is titled "SelfMade RollerCoaster."

Uh, no.

[via The Daily What]