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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Mama June got married in a camo dress. Ironically, I wish I hadn't seen her in it. 
• A very vulgar kid, who I can only assume is Mike The Miz twenty years ago.
• Baby eyebrows are all kinds of scary.
• Jose Canseco is great at Twitter. But Shaq's better.
• Sexy girls in sports bras, anyone? My diet starts Monday. Ah fuck it IS Monday.
• This chick took a calculator to prom. I wonder if it took her V-card (Volume card).
• Here's a baby water-skiing in gross water. Parenting, amiright?
• Mother's Day gift guide! Which is 85% kitchen-related.
• Old lady twins who always dress the same? They've spent their entire husbandless lives arguing about which necklace they're going to wear.
• And IRON MAN 3 FULL MOVIE STREAMING ONLINE FOR FREE!! You're welcome.

[photo via Buzzfeed]

This is EXACTLY what I'd do if Dr. Drew were interviewing me. A dolla make me holla!

[via College Humor]

Just when you thought U.S. currency couldn't be worth any less.

[via badtvblog]

Ever wondered what you get when you cross redneck with Asian? TOTAL. AWESOMENESS.

[via Stuff I Stole From The Internet]

Mars it is then.

[via Uproxx]

I am adopting Alana as soon as child services takes her away from her creepy-ass mother.

And then I will give her a trophy for being the ABSOLUTE BEST at everything.

[via BWE]