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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

Ah, College

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 22, 2012 at 2:00PM

"Then what do I do if I'm horny?" -Your Dad

[via theBERRY]

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back to school

boys

college

daughter

frat

honk

sign

Get Your Hand on Your Car Horn

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 14, 2012 at 12:00PM

Can't honk.  Too busy fucking.

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bumper sticker

car

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like to fuck

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Honk If You're Laughing

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | July 22, 2009 at 7:00PM

You may hate this woman, but look on the bright side: at least wherever you go, you can get all the space you need to party because she's bound to clear out a room with this horn laugh.

Honk if the bar is too crowded and you need this lady to help you get a drink!!!

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