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"Daniel is fierce. He's nailed the Smize." -Tyra Banks

I know, it's all you can talk about. Where did he get that awesome scarf? WHO MAKES THOSE FINGERLESS GLOVES?! Daniel's Tuesday wardrobe is your Wednesday must-have.

Tonight Daniel wore a Vince cashmere hoodie, a John Varvatos plaid button down shirt, Joe's black jeans, and Royal Elastic black boots. It's the nicer version of what every guy in this office wears to work everyday.

It's like a baby bjorn for lonely fat people.

[via Acid Cow]

But not always as uncomfortable as it makes the baby.

[via I Am Bored]

When did Winnie the Pooh become the official mascot of the Doroit Pistons?

Sure, whatever country made this hoodie might not know anything about the NBA or basketball or America, but it still beats Sir Slam-A-Lot.

[via Whatevs dot net]

You love Betty White. You love her as much as you would love your grandma if she was also your girlfriend.

And that's a lot of love.

Since you love Betty White that much, you probably want to wear her. And since you're not a psychopath, you probably don't want to kill her.

So instead of wearing her skin as a blanket, you can wear her picture as a hoodie. It's a less bloody but still awesome alternative!

Clothing will be available in August. Betty White. On you. Next month.

[via The DW]

Pedobear is one of the older memes on the web, well known for lusting after the sexual favors of minors.  He's a pedophile bear: It's not that deep.

Many people are against Pedobear — for reasons that are blatantly obvious – which, in return, fuels his support in the sick, alt-culture that is the Internet.

Now, it appears, those who want to bring their support of pedophile bears into real life can pick up this Pedobear Hoodie.  It does the triple duty of making you the envy of your friends, confusing anyone over the age of 50 and clearly defining you as a target for law enforcement.

And it makes all your molestations so much funnier!

[via The Daily What]