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Street Bargain

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 10, 2014 at 11:00AM

Just be careful when you cut it open. You don't want to wind up with a dead hooker AND a ruined mattress.

[via My Twitter]

Just Checking The Mail, No Big Deal

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 5, 2014 at 4:00PM

This has completely steered me away from my clown prostitute fantasy.

[via Reddit]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 11, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Tastefully Offensive]

Boner Killer, Like Forever

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 1, 2013 at 8:00PM

These things can happen when you describe a younger version of your wife to the hooker service.

[via Imgur]

Smuggling Produce

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 4, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Excuse me, can you point me toward the soda/professional sex worker aisle?"

[via Uber Humor]