Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Woman who flipped off Noah may or may not have killed her husband. What a bad ass bitch.†
- Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend made Maxim's Hot 100. Sexiest pile of air ever.
- Here's Quentin Tortellini. Yeah THAT JUST HAPPENED.
- Women's POV is basically lots of titties. Who's excited for summer Instagrams?!
- 24 Facebook fails. Is "everyone who shares their political beliefs in their status" on there?
- Moms eat for free at Hooter's on Mother's Day. 'Cause why spend money on her, ya know?
- CNN anchors talk via satellite in the same parking lot. Busted.
- 105-year-old woman thinks she's alive because of bacon. Don't let me live to 100. It looks really scary.
- An owl loves a dog. Also that owl is fucking HUGE.
- And a mom went to WebMD instead of the hospital after her son got shot. Symptoms point to the flu.
[photo via WPBF]