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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Woman who flipped off Noah may or may not have killed her husband. What a bad ass bitch.�
• Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend made Maxim's Hot 100. Sexiest pile of air ever.
• Here's Quentin Tortellini. Yeah THAT JUST HAPPENED.
• Women's POV is basically lots of titties. Who's excited for summer Instagrams?!
• 24 Facebook fails. Is "everyone who shares their political beliefs in their status" on there?
• Moms eat for free at Hooter's on Mother's Day. 'Cause why spend money on her, ya know?
• CNN anchors talk via satellite in the same parking lot. Busted.
• 105-year-old woman thinks she's alive because of bacon. Don't let me live to 100. It looks really scary.
• An owl loves a dog. Also that owl is fucking HUGE.
• And a mom went to WebMD instead of the hospital after her son got shot. Symptoms point to the flu.

[photo via WPBF]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…�

It's not her fault. She's used to touching every ball that comes her way.

And don't forget to check out the other�people who deserve fame!

Her report card came back with straight Double-D's.

[via Acid Cow]

Of course the Amish go to Hooters.� They sure as hell can't watch the game at home.� They don't even have a TV.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Woops, I mean best! Silly me. I always have breasts on the brain.

Anyway, watch this guy look like a tit on television. I mean boob.

[via Warming Glow]

The National September 11th Memorial & Museum officially opened to the public today.

But why travel all the way to New York City?� Just head to your local Hooters.� It's got everything America stands for: beer, boobies and buffalo wings.

Never forget …that happy hour is Monday through Friday featuring $2 domestic draft beers.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

Wednesday night, 69-year-old wheelchair bound Milton Ellis was attacked by a 22-year-old vampire at an empty Hooters in St. Pete, Florida. According to Milton, who brought her back with him to the empty restaurant, Josephine Smith�bit his face and neck and yelled about being a vampire.

Josephine recently studied ?dental assisting? so it's possible she was just treating his neck for cavities and she's very bad at her trade. But maybe she really is a vampire. In which case, go for someone way younger and hotter than Milton Ellis!

That's rule number one of vampirehood, Josephine. You have to fall in love with a highschooler.

[via The DW]

You don't get to be Miss Hooters of Cape Coral, Florida without the support of your family.

[via i-a-b]