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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Make New Friends

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 8, 2013 at 4:00PM

Make New Friends

You're not you when you're horny.

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It's Probably Time For More Gary Busey

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 4, 2013 at 12:00PM

Usher could certainly record Horny Hobbit. That is, if Christina Aguilera hasn't beat him to the punch. Heyo!

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I'm Not Sure How To Prepare You For This

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 8, 2013 at 10:00AM

Those subtitles read like the first page of the most frightening children's book ever.

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