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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 19

I Hope He Thinks These Fries Are Hay

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 3, 2013 at 1:00PM

horsedrivethrough

Hey buddy, why don't you drive a car and eat horsemeat at IKEA like a normal person?

[via The Chive]

Okay Ten More Minutes, Then Bedtime

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 20, 2013 at 4:00PM

I treat my dog like he's my child? Umm, negative. My kid is tied up to a fence outside.

[via Imgur]

Tags: 

bedtime

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dog

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LOL

pitbull

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Nothing Gross And/Or Disturbing Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 27, 2013 at 4:00PM

Amish people have the weirdest ultra sounds.

[via I am Bored]

Tags: 

belly

ew

gross

horse

lick

photo

pregnancy

Pregnant

I Approve This Message

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 5, 2012 at 2:00PM

"Less time getting ridden by spoiled kids! More hay for everyone! Lower barn taxes!!"

[via Ratsoff]

The World's Most Easily-Entertained Reporter: More At 11

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 29, 2012 at 2:00PM

Call me when you see a horse dressed as an unemployed college graduate.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Don't Worry

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 25, 2012 at 5:00PM

This horse was immediately put down.

[via Arbroath]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 8, 2012 at 7:00PM

That horse has a Twitter account?

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cyst

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What You're Saying

Yay Or Nay

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 25, 2012 at 10:00AM

iPhone 5: Doesn't work at all. Cannot unlock screen using hoof.

[Horse Reviews, via The Daily What]

Tags: 

horse

nay

reviews

twitter

yay

Mating Season

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 11, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Dave, I know it's you, and no you can't fuck my horse."

[Via Izismile]

Tags: 

cops

forbidden love

horse

horse fucking

love

masks

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So A Horse Walks Into A Gas Station…

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 20, 2012 at 5:00PM

And all of the internet makes a Sarah Jessica Parker joke.

[via izismile]

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customer

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