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Really excited for the new CBS drama, "Bear, MD."

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Perhaps you'd prefer something less graphic, like a placenta sloshing out of a vagina.

When this machine comes to America, I'm going to get dumped immediately.

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According to the Huffington Post, a University of Tennessee student is in the hospital for alcohol poisoning because of a practice known as "butt chugging." In my day you drank first, and then came the butt stuff.

What I'm most confused about is the Livestrong bracelet.

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I haven't eaten at that restaurant in a long, long time…

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His milkshake brought all the girls to the yard.  Then it gave him diabetes.

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She's being wheeled off to become the first grandma to die on top of Mount Everest!

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Fine.

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Hulk Hogan is in the hospital with a butt-related injury. And he's not afraid to talk about it. In fact, he's ready and willing to talk about it!

He'll show you his shitting chair. He'll give you his to-the-inch butt flexibility breakdown. He'll admit he watches Regis and Kelly moments before saying he's going to get dangerous, "real dangerous".

It's sad, really. I've never felt so bad for a man with bleach blonde facial hair.

Do you have a dollar to donate to the Hulk Hogan Relief Fund? We're going to send him one of those donut pillows and a mini keg of Miller Lite.

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