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Yeah, everyone's a vegan until they're tempted by processed cow dick.
[via The Clearly Dope]
Because if there's one food that doesn't look enough like a penis, it's the corn dog.
Pizza Hut UK is now offering pizza stuffed with a hot dog.
Yo, United Kingdom! Why don't you get off our ass? Combining two junk foods into one disgusting yet completely satisfying food is kind of our thing.
I'm sure once the Hot Dog Stuffed Crust makes its way to the states it'll be a Chili Dog Stuffed Crust. WITH A MAYONNAISE DRIZZLE. (We'll call it aioli.)
Then who will be jealous of who?!?
If you choke laughing at someone choking on a hot dog then we'll give you the Heimlich because we gotta keep the cool people around.
Last Thursday, we showed you "Batman Eats a Hot Dog" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.
This video is called "Batman Eats a Hot Dog." We thought we'd try something different for a change. If you hate it, fine, we'll go back to renaming cat videos.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote in another tight race was Dean Scoby with his title, "He also gives group rates on circumcisions." It's funny because a circumcision happens to a penis and penises are hilarious!! Congratulations, Dean!
Wishes he was a "chili dog."
We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Dave Stretton.
To see other top captions, check out the comments from Monday's post.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.
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