hot dog

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The worst hairdos ever, and by worst I think they mean best
• Instagram unbanned ThatLooksLikeADick. Thank God because I love looking at penis clouds and whatnot.
• A guy called 911 EIGHTY times requesting Kool-Aid, burgers and weed. He got arrested.
• New Pizza Hut App lets you order on your Xbox. Go on, you lazy fucks! Enjoy!
• Painting a hot dog on your iPad using hot dogs. He's disguised his voice so I'm guessing this was made by Donald Trump.
• Happy Hump Day! Here are more girl's asses. Don't say I didn't do you any favors.
• 50 most ridiculous man caves. If you have one of these you'll stay single because ew.
• Here's what Bruce Jenner looks like this week. The Kardashian Klan has finally turned him into a woman!
• And Andrew Bynum flamenco dancing. Because why not.

[photo via World Wide Interweb]

Yeah, everyone's a vegan until they're tempted by processed cow dick.

[via The Clearly Dope]

You may want to invest in a freezer.

[via Izismile]

Because if there's one food that doesn't look enough like a penis, it's the corn dog.

[via IAB]

Pizza Hut UK is now offering pizza stuffed with a hot dog.

Yo, United Kingdom! Why don't you get off our ass? Combining two junk foods into one disgusting yet completely satisfying food is kind of our thing.

I'm sure once the Hot Dog Stuffed Crust makes its way to the states it'll be a Chili Dog Stuffed Crust. WITH A MAYONNAISE DRIZZLE. (We'll call it aioli.)

Then who will be jealous of who?!?

[via Gizmodo]

If you choke laughing at someone choking on a hot dog then we'll give you the Heimlich because we gotta keep the cool people around.

[via EatLiver]

Last Thursday, we showed you "Batman Eats a Hot Dog" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Batman Eats a Hot Dog."  We thought we'd try something different for a change.  If you hate it, fine, we'll go back to renaming cat videos.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote in another tight race was Dean Scoby with his title, "He also gives group rates on circumcisions."  It's funny because a circumcision happens to a penis and penises are hilarious!!  Congratulations, Dean!

Wishes he was a "chili dog."

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Dave Stretton.

To see other top captions, check out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

"My dog got a little cold. Could you throw him back on the grill for me?"

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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[photo: SAKIS MITROLIDIS/Stringer/AFP/Getty Images]