hot dogs

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• James Franco is hilarious. I'm laughing at him, not with him.
• I Fucked My Aunt feat. T-Pain is an actual song. Guess what it's about!
• This guy is my personal hero. Seriously nailed it.
• Kobe Bryant tweeted a photo of his achilles surgery and now my feet hurt.
• Bacon hot dogs are here in time for summer. Meat in meat. Yum.
• Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine just gave USC $70 million dollars. Hell yes, Fight On.
• Here are 26 excellent faceplants, because injury is hysterical unless it happens to you.
• This is a weird video. But I think you'll like it.
• So what ARE the benefits of an orgasm? Besides orgasming, obviously.
• DJs complaining really made my day. You spoiled little fucks.
• BONUS LINK: Adriana Lima's Instagram. Gotta keep my ducklings happy.

[photo via Videogum]

You've reached a new low when you're about to beat your child with a hot dog.

[via The Chive]

Yeah, everyone's a vegan until they're tempted by processed cow dick.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Just the AIDS, please. I'm on a health kick lately.

[via Break]

You may want to invest in a freezer.

[via Izismile]

For those who love grilled bratwurst, but hate the world.

[Via Izismile]

A nice treat after a long day of being lifted out of your house.

[Via I Am Bored]

The poor guy doesn't have any fingers! How else is he supposed to get the franks in his mouth?

[via Eat Liver]

We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Kevin.

"I don't know about you but that s–t gave me the munchies!"

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSH to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And yet they still weren't able to catch the attention
of the cute guys in the corner table.