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Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

<<blinks>> ..I'm sorry, what were you saying?

[via YouTube]

A surefire way to come in first. Basically you should do this before sex.

[via The Daily What]

Is there a heat wave in this country or is it just these two?

[via IHC]

Hey, Internet, just because you have an "idea," does not mean you have a "good idea."  For instance, sucking on a bottle of hot sauce.

[via I Heart Chaos / buy them here]

"Like, for one, some of us can't sing but we try anyway just because we're hot." -Katy Perry

[via The High Definite]

Dude, you still have pizza left!

[via sandysmind]

Kid's got moves like Jagger.

Assuming all those rumors about Jagger sleeping with David Bowie are true.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Last week, I whined like a little bitch about how no one ever suggests Fan Favorites.

You guys came through and gave me a lot of solid suggestions.  THANK YOU.  I'm glad I have to beg.

Unfortunately, I can one use one video each week.  So I picked Colton's suggestion because it teaches a valuable lesson: I'm not overlooking any of you.  If you keep suggesting, I'll get to you eventually.

Unless your suggestions suck.  Then I'm overlooking you.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Hotness also comes in all skins colors, hairstyles and footwear.

[via I Am Bored]

"Right… That's why I'm bleeding from the anus… The hot sauce…"

[via Izismile]