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"Well, I mean not as hot as Taylor Lautner, but still hot." – Dad

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"I don't even care that she's not in the kitchen." -You

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Actually, I was hot, but then I pulled down my pants and now there's a nice breeze blowing up my ass.

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Twelve men of the First Parish in Framingham, ages 64 to 87, make up the Celebration 2012 Calendar.

Unfortunately we missed the calendar signing last Sunday. But you can still buy your copy here. You know, for your grandma.

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This pico de gallo you made tastes like ass.

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It's the rules of rugby. Explained very slowly.

I knew you guys would like this video because you're constantly asking for "more puke" and "more titties explanations of obscure sports".

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Everyone knows there are plenty of hot babes at Arizona State.  Why do you think we went there in the first place??

So you'll certainly want to check out this longer version of Hot Girls Eating Hot Things in This Miserable Skin Cancer-Filled Oven You Call a Campus.  Preferably somewhere with air conditioning.

Whoa.  You were "horrified"?

Maybe you should spend less time thinking about yourself and more time thinking about showing courtesy to others.  Or maybe you should spend a lot more time thinking about yourself and realize you look ridiculous walking around like that in public.  The differences between self-confidence and dignity can be subtle, but they exist.

However the story ends on a happy note: She says she'll "never shop at Walmart again."  That's one terrible Walmart customer down, millions to go.

By the way, Molly Blancett, you can wear that black bikini top in my Walmart any day.  Rawr.

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Wishes he was a "chili dog."

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Dave Stretton.

To see other top captions, check out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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"My dog got a little cold. Could you throw him back on the grill for me?"

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