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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

…Are You Mad At Me Or Something?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 2, 2013 at 12:00PM

whorehouse

'Cause if you were I'd want you to tell me.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

Bitch

graffiti

house

oh no

vandalize

whore

In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 24, 2013 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

Take It From Chris Clarke: Happiness Doesn't Exist

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 4, 2013 at 5:00PM

divorce

Or better yet: a gun!

[via Break]

Chicks. Amiright?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 4, 2013 at 12:00PM

womensnakes

In her defense, after she saw the snake she caught her husband in bed with the maid and THEN burned down the house.

[via Fail Nation]

Tags: 

burn

chicks

down

house

news

snakes

television

tv

woman

women

At Least We Wouldn't Be Landlocked

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 15, 2013 at 10:00AM

"Mold? No, I don't smell any mold." -Your sketchy real estate agent.

[via Imgur]

Meeeeeaty Christmas!

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 13, 2012 at 5:00PM

I couldn't find any gingerbread, but I WAS able to slaughter 17 animals.

[via Happy Place]

Does This Count As Landscaping Or Manscaping?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 2, 2012 at 1:00PM

Hey, if there's grass on the field, my hedges get a giant boner.

[via Regretful Morning]

Tags: 

boner

bushes

dick

erection

house

lawn

suburbs

I Didn't Know IKEA Made Houses

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 17, 2012 at 5:00PM

A hurricane is no excuse for rudeness, sir.

[via Izismile]

Look Who's Bein' All Squirrely

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 25, 2012 at 2:00PM

He just smoked salvia.

[via LiveLeak]

Tags: 

crazy

fly

house

jump

out

squirrel

video

window

Gettin' Things Done

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 13, 2012 at 11:00AM

Tell this cat to stop stealing my signature move.

[Via The Chive]

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