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How To Use An Inner Tube Romantically When You're On Your Own:

1) Flatten inner tube

2) Cut hole in it (size of Oreo)

3) Go to Marine Supply Office… Depot. Buy rubber hosing, put around the hole of the inner tube. It will look like Janice Dickinson's lips.

4) Find pleasure by yourself in a beautiful body of water (trees, birds chirping, doves honking)

5) Insert your pleasure body parts into the hole

6) Push and pull inner tube

7) Smile, act like nothing's happening

8) Send Christmas card to inner tube company.

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I'm just gonna CliffsNotes it.

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Either the sun is really working or the book is. Because that girl was white when she got here.

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Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel plays wingman to the world's worst pickup artist.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!

Last Thursday, we showed you "How To Make Spaghetti The Correct Way" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

Towards the end, he goes to do the shot of 151 and then says, "Just kidding."

Dude, you're making videos for Howcast.  I'd recommend drinking as much as possible.

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This video is called "How To Make Spaghetti The Correct Way."  I coulda saved this amazing video for something else, but since you all whined like little girls about last week's video, I'm doing you a favor.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

Speaking of last week's video, the winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was The Ripley with his title "This 'hot chick sucks off a dog' video is not what I was expecting."  It just barely beat out the 2nd place tite, "fuck you mike."  So this week, congratulations to me for not getting fucked.  Thanks, guys.  Know that I hate you all.  Congratulations!

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I just want to point out that I am white, and I don't have a huge thing for asses, and I can still watch this video.  So all that you really need to do is practice.  People underestimate the amount of practice being an ass man takes.  Um, they feel like they should love asses naturally, and if they don't, then it's just not for them.  But I think that everyone, if they practice enough, can enjoy staring at a woman's bouncing ass.  So, work at it.  You might be surprised at how long it took for most men to get this.

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Was it April Fools Day eight days ago already??

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Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel learns the ins and outs of being an awful artist in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.