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Looks Legit

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 10, 2013 at 9:00PM

The "Ancient Chinese Secret" is just Mike following you around and jerking you off in awkward places.

[via Reddit]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 18, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Unique Daily]

WTFriday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 9, 2013 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via Daily of the Day]

I Ain't Afraid Of No Bear!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 15, 2013 at 11:00AM

The best defense is to make yourself look like a maniac who just dropped way too much acid.

[via Video Fantastica]

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How To Have Sex With An Inner Tube, By Gary Busey

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 25, 2013 at 2:00PM

How To Use An Inner Tube Romantically When You're On Your Own:

1) Flatten inner tube

2) Cut hole in it (size of Oreo)

3) Go to Marine Supply Office… Depot. Buy rubber hosing, put around the hole of the inner tube. It will look like Janice Dickinson's lips.

4) Find pleasure by yourself in a beautiful body of water (trees, birds chirping, doves honking)

5) Insert your pleasure body parts into the hole

6) Push and pull inner tube

7) Smile, act like nothing's happening

8) Send Christmas card to inner tube company.

[via Barstool]

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