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"I miss you already. Please don't go."

"I have to, Baby."

"But-"

"I'll be back in a couple days. I love you."

"I- I love you too. Be safe."

"Don't forget to record House Hunters International."

[via Stupid Videos]

It makes perfect sense to hug a vibrating pillow with your phone in it because if the person you were talking to was in the room with you, you would hug them for your whole conversation.

It's weird but that's what you do.

Order now!

[via Oddity Central]

"Aw man, I'm so sorry. She was a good reptile."

[via eeeeeee]

"Alright.  As long as you're okay with all those other things I did to the Bieber…"

[via EPICponyz]

I totally know where she's coming from.  That's exactly how I felt the first time they let the bloggers meet Daniel Tosh.

[via F you. No, f me.]

Here it is…  The most popular video of the past week.  17 million views in 7 days.

Why so popular?

If you guessed "Because people would rather watch cat videos on the Internet than have to spend time with their own human children," you're correct.

[via The Internet]

What happens in Narnia, stays in Narnia.

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Danyael Demonica.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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In the end, Sandra took her love of the band White Lion too far.

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Now you just have to hope the TV won't tell anyone it knows you're secretly a man.

[via I Am Bored]

Uh-oh. Valentine?s Day is only 3 days away and you still haven?t purchased a present for your long-distance lover! What will you do?

Why not order that special someone the equivalent of a seatbelt wearing Mickey Mouse gloves?

Show them how much you care with a HUG-E-GRAM!

It?s the most uncomfortable kind of hug because it never, ever ends!

Aaand?.in case your valentine lives out of your cell phone provider?s coverage area, you can record an original, heart-warming message like, ?Happy Valentine?s Day, honey? and you won't even have to call.

You probably think it can?t get any better. But it does. Because they?ll even throw in a dozen wooden flowers.

Nothing says ?I love you? like a weight-lifting belt, a prerecorded message, and a couple sticks of lumber.

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