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Now That's My Kinda Bloody Mary

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 25, 2014 at 10:00AM

"And then I'll do the mozzarella sticks to start, and a philly cheesesteak, please."

[via JustPost]

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Damn, Dog

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

All he knows is licking balls and blasting delts.

[via Beast Motivation]

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dog

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jack russell

lift

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A Little Too Gnar

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 13, 2014 at 11:00AM

He was miraculously unharmed. Though the next day a shark did bite him in half, so yeah… Mother Nature will get 'ya.

Sidenote: Bodhi coulda taken that swell, brah.

[via Prickly Legs]

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Twins: The Chinese Remake

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

They say if you follow him around long enough, you might catch a glimpse of the guy who lives inside Yao Ming when he comes out for air.

[via Break]

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Hung Like A Bear

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 20, 2014 at 11:00AM

"I slumped down and played dead, and he just started pawing at me. Then one thing led to another…"

[via Uber Humor]

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