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I hope she isn't a vegetarian, 'cause he's 95% pepperoni.

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With a normal pet, and normal framed photos.

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Who would it be less fun to have sex with? The elephant or that bitch in the car?

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"This beer's a little warm.  Is anyone else's beer a little warm?"

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Now you also know where sea crabs come from.  And why they're so delicious.

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Of course you do.

This is Norma Stitz, real name Annie Hawkins -Turner, and she is the Guinness Book of Records title holder for the World?s Biggest Natural Breasts.

Norma's got 102 ZZZs which is basically my bra size plus the bra size of every girl in our office multiplied by a million Pamela Andersons.

Obviously, Norma does porn. Because when God gives you breasts that weigh 28 pounds each, you use those breasts to snag a role in the film Plumpers.

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The competition was hard. The match was long. The tension grew and grew. But in the end, they rose to the top.

Okay, that's enough.

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Daniel has a heartwarming session with fetish model Amazon Amanda.