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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

Your Grandma Was A Slut

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 8, 2012 at 4:00PM

Sure, her hands were always sticky. Don't overthink it.

[via Win!]

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huh?

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Selfish Banner Ad

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 22, 2012 at 3:00PM

In other people's vaginas, sure. But MINE?

[via WWI]

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banner ad

centipedes

huh?

pop up ad

random

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I'm Sorry, What Now, Church Sign?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 22, 2012 at 11:00AM

Sin is wanting to swallow.

[via TheChive]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 16, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

He's confusing us with Chris Brown.

It's okay, Jake. We get that a lot.

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fan

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huh?

tosh.0

tweet

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 24, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

That's a really strong snail! It can move a hat? #whatareweeventalkingabout

And it talks? Cool! #imsoconfusedrightnow

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fan

hat

huh?

snail

tweet

twitter

Sarah Palin Knows History

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 3, 2011 at 4:00PM

"…and then he, uh, took those bells and sank the Japanese ship in, um, Pearl Bay. And then he jumped inside a big wooden horse and hid there until, uh, nightfall when he rang the bell to set all the, um, slaves free."

Class dismissed.

[via Videogum]

From Crack To Christ!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 24, 2011 at 5:00PM

It's a less heartwarming tale when you read it in your rearview mirror.

[via Clearly Dope]

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car

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from crack to christ

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Irrelevant Comment of the Week

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 5, 2011 at 7:00PM

Every day we see countless irrelevant comments. Our favorite this week came from Susie Hotstuph in response to Yeah, This Is Probably Exactly How It Went Down.

Tina Turner's real name is Anna Mae Bullock.

Now you guys know how it feels.

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huh?

Irrelevant Comment

joke

love

oprah

random

what

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 4, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Stop avoiding us, Renee! I swear we won't make you do any more math.

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0

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homework

huh?

study

tosh

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Irrelevant Comment of the Week

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 31, 2011 at 7:00PM

We see countless irrelevant comments. Our favorite this week came from Bryan Olson in response to the Invisalign Rap.

Cool story, Bryan. Or should I say, Tarzan?

As a kid when my mom would drive at night and I was tired, I would sleep.

If you have any irrelevant comments please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

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