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Can't get enough ceWEBrity? Check out this additional footage from last night's CeWEBrity Profile!

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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[via Hangover School]

Patiently awaiting the bus to a middle school science lab.

[via The Daily What]

On Tuesday, 850 employees of La Quinta Inn & Suites set a new Guinness World Record for longest chain of human mattress dominoes.

Cool, you guys!

I'm still never setting foot inside a La Quinta Inn & Suites. And I'm definitely not sleeping on your fat employee's sweat-stained mattress.

[via The DW]

There isn't a whole lot going on in the world today.

But even on a boring news day?we get it, Lindsay Lohan stole a necklace? there's still a cat head with human hands eating fish to a Jay-Z song.

Why, you ask? Well, as Youtube commenter Smooshpopper2 simply put it, "This is what the internet was made for."

[via UniqueDaily]

We received nearly two thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Paul Woodland.

"My baloney has a first name… and a SSN."

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

"Ugh.  You're out of human fillets?  These things are such a pain to debone."

Before the advent of the Internet, the general populous had no idea what passed for entertainment in the city of Bowling Green, Kentucky.  Once a year, the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers would win an automatic birth to the NCAA basketball tournament by capturing the title of the terrible Sun Belt conference, but, outside of that, nothing!

Now, thanks to the "world" wide web — and yes, despite protests from the European Union, Kentucky is still considered part of the "world" — we can learn all sorts of things!

First, with some extensive Wikipedia research, I've been informed that since 2006, Bowling Green has been home to a single A minor league baseball team affiliated with the Tampa Bay Rays, the Bowling Green Hot Rods.

Then, through the magic of YouTube, I was able to watch the above video showing some Kentuckians in action!

Yes, you're seeing it correctly: This video shows fans of the Hot Rods attempting to break the world record for "human mattress dominos."  The record seemed like a perfect fit since most of these people don't like to spend a lot of time out of bed, and these hefty humans on the outskirts of Appalachia certainly have gravity on their side.

Zing!  Send your hate mail to the comments.

[via Ben's Biz Blog on MLB.com]