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If I Had To Do It All Again, I Would…

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 8, 2013 at 3:00PM

The ghost who warned Scrooge to be more generous with his hummers.

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From Crack To Christ!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 24, 2011 at 5:00PM

It's a less heartwarming tale when you read it in your rearview mirror.

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Go Green?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 9, 2010 at 5:00PM

I've had a number of thoughts since seeing this image.

My first reaction was, What an ass!  Mocking us all with license plate sarcasm.

But then I thought, Maybe he's just trying to be helpful.  It's like "GO GR33N because I'm not going to, so you guys have to help me offset all of my carbon emissions."

Then I realized it's probably just Al Gore's shaggin' wagon.

Hummers make good shaggin' wagons.

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