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Daniel's Self Defecating Humor

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 4, 2013 at 12:00AM

I shit myself at Canter's once while eating potato pancakes. Was it the apple sauce, or the sour cream? You decide.











Some Burger Humor. Nothing More, Nothing Less.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 24, 2013 at 12:00PM

brokeback burger

The Behind The Candelabra Burger is pretty similar, except the buns are young and the meat's old and creepy.

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sexual lunch

Elderly Woman Sat On The Toilet While A Clown Stole Her Costume Jewelry

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 18, 2010 at 10:00AM

"I thought about doing ninja stuff to him but I thought, no, he's faster than I am. So I more or less just sat there on the lid."

If that's not a quote for the books then I don't know a fucking thing about the books.

Get Jaclyn in the books! You can file her next to Antoine Dodson in the section titled "Awesome".

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If You Buy One Of These, Everyone Will Hate You

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 17, 2010 at 1:00PM

America has no sense of humor, right? Duh. We've all seen Two and a Half Men, America's favorite TV show.

But Canada does have a sense of humor. We've all seen the preview for Lake Shore, the only TV show I've ever heard of coming out of Canada.

So when, a Canadian-based business, started selling piggy banks made from real piglets, you can imagine the outrage from America (land of the free, home of Babe).

The taxidermied piglet is selling for $4,000 and it takes 12 months to create. Have you guys heard of the term "joke"? Because it's on you. Now get back to your B.L.T.

[via MNN]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 2, 2010 at 5:00PM

Moms! Dads! Kids! Everybody loves Tosh.0. And why not? There's no age restrictions on fun.

Guess we know what your family will be doing this Easter. Surprise trust falls at the church potluck! Someone catch Grandma!