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"Mom, Barkley's acting like Uncle Steve again."

[via Izismile]

A Jeep Wrangler.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Daniel puts 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of a horny baby.

Mike is really upset that I'm posting this clip of turtle sex because he's the one with the turtle video experience.

But I'm the one with experience making the boys say "wow" while we do it on camera. So I have dibs on this too.

What? It's hard to find a job when you first move to L.A.

[via CH]

This video just became your favorite animal on the Internet video of all time. I know, I know, it's a bold statement. You've seen hundreds of animals do crazy things on the Internet. Plus, I don't even know you.

But I'm confident you'll enjoy this more than any of those stupid dog and cat videos.

I mean, come on people! It's a turtle humping a Croc! And there's squeaking and scooting! And open-mouth turtle tongue sticking outing! It's amaaaaaaazing!

[via College Humor]

A dog will hump just about anything if you tell him you're going to put it on the internet. What confuses me about this one (besides the obvious) is how he actually caught that duck. A duck is like the GI Joe vehicle toy of the animal kingdom — it's designed to escape, whether be it on land, water or in the air. That leaves only one option. It was consensual. They're in love.

[via Wanna Smile]