hump day

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Happy hump day! Who doesn't love butts.
• Autotune of the Charles Ramsay interview. The magic of the internet strikes again.
• How 10 porn stars lost their virginity. Shockingly not with the loves of their lives.
• Parkour fail compilation because FALLING! Classic.
• Tiger Woods got drunk at the Met Gala, thinks his eyes look totally sober.
• A 17-year-old invents program to keep Twitter from spoiling your favorite TV shows. How smart do you feel now?
• Don't do meth. Ever.
• Thief steals FOUR laptops by hiding them under cat food. Never. Trust. Cat people.
• 17 internet dating profiles that will make you stay single. So many sword references.
• And a big girl movin' it. Everything about this makes sense to me.

[photo via The Chive]

Does anyone have enough energy to explain to me why I'm vaguely aroused by this video?

[via CollegeHumor]

Elephant in the room: there's a cow on my car.

[via Acid Cow]

Let's celebrate Hump Day by watching this video of a woman with boobs so large she can rest her head on them.

All that breast inside that shirt? She's gonna make, make, make you work.

Her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps. In the back and in the front. (But mostly in the front.)

Check 'em out!

[via CollegeHumor]