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These guys are nothin'.  You should meet the guy who can do pumpkin pie calls.

[via Everything Is Terrible]

Finally, someone has found a use for Tumblr…

Hunt Me 4 Sport is exactly as it sounds — a young gentleman (seen above) offering himself up to be hunted for sport.  As he states:

"I seek hearty gents who fancy themselves sportsmen and bored of the usual game. I am a new breed of prey with thick pelt and smooth hide. I?m faster than a wild turkey, smart as any GODDAMN wild boar and willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for the monetary health of my family."

For a mere $10,000 per day, you can go hunt this dude.

Is this some sort of joke?  Well, he clearly states, "Serious inquiries only please. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY."  And it's on the Internet…

So I'm not sure if you could really get away with hunting this guy for sport.  But I bet you could get away with slapping him across the face.  Because he certainly deserves that.

[via journo-fascist profiteer]