hydrangeas

To prevent such a tragedy from ever occurring again, I have compiled a comprehensive list of everything Madonna loathes:

Tulips, apples, tea, cookie cakes, brunettes, shoes, nurses, lined paper, whiskers on kittens, Breaking Bad, dryer sheets, drawers, slippers, robes, dishwashers, air conditioning, skiing, online shopping, lawn chairs, Mai Tais, Hawaii, The Maldives, France, brownies, syrup, pancakes, kissing, lotion, eggs, butter, the number three, warm woolen mittens, staplers, apartments, houses, cars, eyelashes, roses, Springtime, air, water, milk, babies, grass, yogurt, frozen yogurt, people, aliens, dogs, cats, kangaroos, toilets, hotels, beds, sheets, free stuff, iPhones, thumbtacks, notes, irons, Droids, the color pink, Star Wars, Star Trek, nails, fingers, hands, pencils, pebbles, lakes, poetry, long walks, the beach, long walks on the beach, sand, Facebook, dolphins, snails, People magazine, teachers, computers, Moe's Southwest Grill, rhinestones, pearls, diamonds, charity, sunflowers, farmer's markets, clouds, and, of course, hydrangeas.

Now we all know.

[via Dlisted]