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Baby's F*rst Word

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 29, 2014 at 10:00AM

He was about to say "I love you," then he suddenly realized he forgot to DVR Yo Gabba Gabba.

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If Your Name Is Stephanie, I Recommend Changing It

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 14, 2013 at 1:00PM

I will bet you 1 million dollars he's not wearing pants.

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He's Not The Most Romantic Baker

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2013 at 12:00PM

But every part of him is SO sweet.

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Parenting

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 9, 2012 at 11:00AM

Isn't today Mother's Day?

No. That's Sunday.

Pls ignore. Will resend Sunday

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Say It with Facials!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 8, 2012 at 1:00PM

Or say "I can't bear to look you in the eyes" by cumming on her back.  Your choice.

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