iPad

Call me old-fashioned, but this is why I preferred porno mags.  If you soiled your issue of Club, you just threw it out.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Probably because of this.

Yes, this is a Fleshlight-holding iPad case.  And no, sorry, it isn't a real thing.  According to the article, it's just a "concept mockup."

I guess the guy who came up with the concept hasn't gone through with getting it made.  He's probably busy with other things.  I WONDER WHAT THOSE OTHER THINGS COULD BE??

[via Geekosystem]

"But let this be a lesson to all of you: There is no app to keep you from getting beat up at school.  There is no app to get a girl to invite you to your first dance.  However, rest assured, I am working on it!"

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"I have two brand new iPads I am willing to risk damaging for a Halloween costume.  I am the 1%."

[via BuzzFeed]

You know who else is angry?  My ears.

The noises your kid makes are about as appealing to me as listening to the new Coldplay record.

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After the wedding I brought a bridesmaid back to my hotel room and totally scored… 62,000 points on level 3-6 of Angry Birds.

Then I used the iPad to access porn and masturbated.

Overall, a good wedding.  The cake was a little dry.

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"Damn Angry Birds Level 3-6 to hell!!!!!!!!" – The Pope

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A race-goer in England wore an iPad hat at the annual Royal Ascot horse racing event today.

On a related note, I went to an Italian restaurant last week that had the wine list presented on an iPad at each table. That's right. There was an iPad on every table in the entire restaurant. Just for the wine list.

That felt very unnecessary to me.

This hat, on the other hand, seems like an essential.

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It gets worse.  Later, she sold her pony to a dog food company so she could buy her own iPad.

[via The Clearly Dope]