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Face It, America. This Guy Is Adorable.

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 1, 2013 at 5:00PM

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I must say: I don't know many people who have face tats AND prefer rainbow sprinkles.

[via The Chive]

Goes Great With A Bacon Ranch Burger

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 23, 2013 at 2:00PM

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Honestly if they're not gonna bite off the Pop Tart edges before it gets to me I'm not interested.

Also: my co-blogger Matt is asking if there will be a version filled with ground beef?

[via Huffington Post]

It's 3pm, Time To Watch A Woodchuck Eat An Ice Cream Cone

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 16, 2013 at 3:00PM

Wow, looks like he's got a lot on his mind. Like "Do I have enough Weight Watcher's Points for a birdhouse later?"

[via Petsami]thumbwoodchuckicecream

Quit Moving Your Head. It's Counterproductive.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 12, 2012 at 12:00PM

Everybody swallows ice cream.

[via Buzzfeed]

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The Moment You've All Been Waiting For

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 9, 2012 at 11:00AM

If your ice cream isn't delivered in 30 minutes or less, we guarantee it will still taste like dog shit.

[via Incredible Things]

Now THAT Would Give Me Brain Freeze

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 11, 2012 at 10:00AM

All that ice cream is going straight to his head.

[via Izismile]

Suck It, Coldstone

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 8, 2012 at 2:00PM

Yeah, but do you have Mickey Mouse bars?

[via BIOTV]

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Randall is 'Special'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 24, 2012 at 5:00PM


Simba.

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WTFriday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 20, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via The Daily What]

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One Of Those Days

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 12, 2012 at 3:00PM

That ice cream went straight to her eyes.

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