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A Florida woman got quite the surprise when her new driver's license arrived in the mail.

According to the new ID, her street address was "EAT ASS."

Officials at the state DMV said they have no idea how this mistake happened, but here's how I'm guessing it went down:

DMV Employee #1: "Hey, you know what would be funny?  If we changed the street address on this driver's license to 'EAT ASS.'"
DMV Employee #2: "Yes!  That would be quite the prank.  Now pass me that marijuana smoking pipe so we can continue to smoke marijuana on the job like all employees of the DMV."

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that is basically what happened.

[via NBC Miami]

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There, I said it.

Man, these things give me the heebie jeebies.

[via Urlesque]