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"I have to pay for my hair appointments. Daddy buys the tech stuff."

[via I am Bored]

Can you believe this drink only costs 8 bucks and your dignity?

[Via Izismile]

Why do we fall? So we canl earn to pay more than twentyd ollars for a chest tatto o.

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My New Year's Resolution: stop eating clam chowder at the tanning salon.

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…And one guy pretending to be a garbage can.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

This holiday, don't forget to give thanks for the stuff that really matters.

Thanks will be accepted in the form of checks and money orders.

via CNN

Really, McDonald's? Wedding packages in Hong Kong?

Guess what, we've always had those.  This is America, dammit.

Need more proof? Fine.

More and more and more and more.

Think it's hard to convince someone to slap themselves as hard as possible in the face?

Ha!  Wrong!  You can just go to Make A Dare, post a challenge you want people to try, and then sit back and wait for idiots to upload videos of themselves doing things you are obviously too big of a wuss to do yourself.

It's amazing what people will do to get on the Internet.  Make A Dare has 30 videos uploaded of people completing the slap yourself as hard as possible in the face dare seen above.

Guys, I hate to let the cat out of the bag, but getting on the Internet is not that tough.  In fact, anyone can upload a video to the web for pretty much any reason whatsoever.  You don't have to hit yourself in the face anymore!  You're free!

However, if you want to keep slapping yourself in the face or flushing your head down the toilet or drinking as much lemon juice as you can in 1 minute, be my guest.  What do I care?

No, seriously, what do I care?!?  It's no slaps off my face.

Last Friday, we showed you "Dumb Little Mistake Writes-Off $30,000 SUV Vehicle" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

The video above is called "Dumb Little Mistake Writes-Off $30,000 SUV Vehicle."  I wouldn't necessarily call that a "little mistake."  They rolled an SUV.  You guys gotta have something better…

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winning title from our last Rename This Video Vote was "Wally goes to Al Qaeda training camp" from Jeremy D.  That was my favorite too, people!  I think it's funny because why would a turtle join a terrorist group?!  Terrorist organizations aren't for turtles!  That doesn't make any sense!!  Congrats, Jeremy D!