Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- "Chinese Food" chick is the new Rebecca Black. Oh, you love Chinese food? Duh. So does everybody else.
- A $391 million dollar condo. But does it have a washer/dryer IN UNIT?
- Follow porn star Asa Akita on Twitter. She makes funny anal jokes.
- Shooter McGavin got a DWI. Was it on a golf cart?
- 38 people who are working harder than congress. 39 if you count me. This blog isn't going to run itself!!
- Sexiest colleges in America. Mine's on there, is yours?
- Hand-crocheted tampons. Absorbant and snuggly.
- 18-foot SNAKE-LIKE-SEA-FISH discovered off the coast of LA. In related news, I'm never going in an ocean again.
- The Blurred Lines chick is in GQ being sexy. Dem titties!
- And 25 people who don't realize The Onion is fake. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
[video via Dlisted]