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I'm going to text this number and see what it takes to get into the professional peeing business. Seems easy enough.
And I'm a big believer in trying to make money off things you do anyway for free. Like blogging, for example. I used to do it for fun and now it's my job.
Same thing goes for sex.
May as well make a few bucks off our hobbies. Right, ladies?
…to let some people tweet.
A popular trend on Twitter the last couple days is #itshouldbeillegal. Hopefully our congressmen are not reading this trending topic, because as it turns out, the general public is completely incapable of lawmaking.
I want to keep these people as far away from the lawmaking process as possible. Think I'm nuts? Then read some examples:
@kreeshaturner #itshouldbeillegal for McDonald's to sell French Fries> that ish is Addictive! *mmmmmmmmmm fries . . . .*
@SusannaEchelon #itshouldbeillegal to teas pupils in schools by teachers!
@Only_Nise #itshouldbeillegal making a turn without a signal light? that shit should be illegal!
@formulaaE #itshouldbeillegal for big girls to make cleavage in the pics
@theres1bad RT @SweetRoni: #itshouldbeillegal for sum1 who was born & raised in L.A. 2 not be a Lakers fan ? What are u doing with ur lives!? Smh
@magicalmartha #itshouldbeillegal To enter the crosswalk on a left turn signal, before the walk signal.
@BuddyFresh #itshouldbeillegal to wear an easter suit with a halloween shirt and tie setting
@bettysaysfacku #itshouldbeillegal to shit in toilets, i think ppl should start shitting their diapers.
@4elements101 #itshouldbeillegal bieng broke with no money should be illegal
@miss05sexy #itshouldbeillegal for me to be this horny
@ItzChrisKing RT @lexiivey: Stop going out the house looking like "a milli" while your kid looks like "a penny " #itshouldbeillegal #FAIL #tips4women
I don't even know what that last one means, but if you want to see more, check out Twitter for yourself. The people have spoken!
You know those malware ads that show up on porn sites? (Quit acting like don't know what I'm talking about.) Well, it turns out that the same nasty ads sometimes appear on the New York Times website. In other words, the world's most popular news website is as desperate for ad dollars online as every single illegal torrent site. Here's the NYT's warning/apology from Sunday and some details at All Things Digital.
I put my own version of the NYT ad above — both to show you what it looks like and so that I can track how many Tosh.0 readers are as stupid the NYT readers who would click on a blatant piece of ad spam.
I thought the print version of newspapers were supposed to be desperate for advertising? If they can sell malware ads online, I bet they could make a chunk of change selling anthrax ads in print.
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