Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This guy's resume is definitely going to get him hired. Or laid! Probably both.
- An American Sign Language translator at Bonnaroo is raging her face off.
- Courtney Stodden's new implants look like they're about to EXPLODE. Any minute now.
- Ghost mustard is who I'm gonna call. And ghost onions.
- A guy chose 3 months in jail instead of a 2 year alcohol ban. Just another great decision he's made in life.
- Girls with tattoos! And maybe some daddy issues?
- A Spanish dude tackled an escaped bull. I would've just frozen and peed my pants.
- 23 pics that prove society is doomed. Did I mention Tosh.0 has a new app?
- How to make your boomerang come back. Ah, I see what you did there.
- A dude tried to steal on live tv. Well he didn't TRY, he DID.
- And Kidz Bop did a Thrift Shop cover. FINALLY kids are okay with taking their grandpa's hand-me-downs.
[photo via MaleCopywriter]