implants

Tori Spelling's family does everything together.

[via The Clearly Dope]

In retrospect, maybe I should've spent my butt implant money on a car.

[via Prickly Legs]

Not surprisingly, her husband is addicted to motorboating.

[via BuzzFeed]

I give myself a soft tissue breast massage every day and I don't even have implants. Just a way to pass the time in my cubicle.

The big question everyone has been asking on the Internet the past 24 hours… Well, you just read it in the title…  Did Sarah Palin get a boob job?

Partially based on the images above, popular DC gossip site Wonkette is voting "yes" — because why vote "no" when speculating wildly will create an unverified Internet rumor that will drive a ton of traffic to your website.

Personally, I think this whole thing is just stupid.  It's obvious her breasts have increased in size because she is pregnant again.

See!  You don't have to be a DC gossip site to create ridiculous rumors.  Anyone can do it!  And it's a lot of fun…

Like, did you know Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol Palin was a filthy teenage slut?

Hm…  That one is actually true.

[If you think that joke was too rough, keep in mind that Bristol Palin, the girl who had a child at age 18, now gets paid money to give talks on teen abstinence.  Further proving my point that anyone can spew a bunch of bullshit.]

Sites like the Huffington Post are proof of the journalistic tact that a really great blog can achieve. Their "Guess The Celebrity Breast Implants" photo gallery yesterday got enough traffic to single-handedly fund the New York Times for a year and provide every subscriber with a new Amazon Kindle.

If blogs are the future of newspapers, the future of basketball is definitely SlamBall.