Kristen Stewart Explains St. Patrick's Day
In the name of the father, and of the son, and of the holy moly. Amen.
[via Tastefully Offensive, previously: Kristen Stewart Explains Valentine's Day]
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In the name of the father, and of the son, and of the holy moly. Amen.
[via Tastefully Offensive, previously: Kristen Stewart Explains Valentine's Day]
It is racist, but her impression is spot on. (I'm talking about the girl in the background.)
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If the voice actor thing doesn't work out, this kid could totally be a Pablo Francisco impressionist. And there's definitely a future in that.
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The worst thing in the world is to be rich and famous and dating a guy that every other girl dreams of. It's even more unbearable when movie roles just keep getting offered to you.
Being wildly successful and popular can be hard. Especially because sometimes people want you to speak. You know, when you're accepting awards and stuff.
So if you need pointers on the art of speechmaking, take them from reluctant starlet Kristen Stewart. She was forced into the spotlight. But she may as well sell a few DVDs while she's there.
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This Jesse Eisenberg impression is the best impression ever. White girls doing Bill Cosby have nothing on this white guy doing Jesse Eisenberg.
Asians doing Christopher Walken? Please. We've seen it a hundred times.
Move aside, Frank Caliendo. There's a new Terry Fator in town. Huh? Whatever.
This guy is good.
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I ask you, what is the Internet for if not for guys who do Elmo doing Smeagol and Homer dressed as the Joker. Hmm?
Welp.
What do the commenters have to say?
I'm not sure if you've ever seen Tosh.0, mullenb2. But tonight's your chance to catch a brand new episode! It will be nothing like this.
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